January 2012
Flounder Time: The best of LSP →
floundertime:
I want surgery to make my body hot. Hey, this is hard for me, too! I mean I used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad.(sniff) So there’s gonna be a lot of romantic tension on THIS RIDE
Woooooooh! Ugh gross, ugh! My lumpin’ body’s all hollow now! I gotta put something in it!
But where’s the…
lumpy space princess is my role model
December 2011
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Next week I’m looking forward to the season premier of jersey shore more than my 18th birthday because my priorities are perfect.
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I think this means butt sexxxxxxxxXx
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The plot of Hamlet in case anyone was curious
Dog doesn’t like auto tune
So therefore I dedicate myself to myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my...
– Jack Kerouac (via 24ribs)
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What if I don’t want to do the whole school, college, job, die type of life. Will people still respect me if I choose my own path? Do I even care? What is that path? I need an exit strategy.